Wednesday, November 06, 2002

i have a headache and writer's block.i'm bored frustrated and gassy.nobody wuvs me.my band's website never gets updated.nobody cares because everyone is too cool and busy to igve a shit about anyone or anything.i hate all of you so goddamn much that it makes my bladder burn.the mass genocide of the human race crosses my mind at least 3 times a day.someday i'm gonna just go into a mall or a school and just open fire,then i'll relise i have no guns and i'll get thrown in the looney bin with 13 year old drug addicts and girls who cut themselves.maybe THEN i'll get laid.

Monday, November 04, 2002

that last entry was a tribute to my new favorite comic book character,Happy Noodle Boy.
dare i stare into the hungry clam with the mouse inbetween his teets?You scrap metal infested vaginal mothball!i vomit on your snout.like a pig it is!!you have really pretty testicles.they speak of crust in my ass cavity.YOU WILL NOT SMELL OF APRICOTS AND K.Y. ANYMORE!!!free your utters!!!!

confused?did the monkey monk tell you of my prophecy?ONLY GLOWING DILDO LICKERS KNOW THE TRUTH BEHIND THE WALL OF MARILYN MONROE'S PLACENTA!! that's right,migraine headaches and nihilist rabbits with sand in their shoes.DOG!!!CEASE LICKING YOUR LIPS YOU WINGLESS SPAWM OF MADONNA AND ANTON LAVEY!!!he keeps looking at me,farting a fart of a thousand suns on SayTon's tanning salon.Purple Apple Cuntdrops!!!!

THIS IS'NT OVER BRONSON!!!!
YOUR MOOSTASH WILL SOON REST IN MY GRASS INFESTED GUT
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

i need colonics and fetal grindings if i'm to live through the night.boom chic boom boom chic boom boom boom hey is that a bullet or a pelican coming towards me i don't...............................................