Wednesday, May 28, 2003

NP:Luddite Clone-Bottom King

Lolapalooza 2003= a bunch of washed up alterna rockers desperatley trying to relive past glory, destroying any shred of credeblity they had left while simulataneusly pissing on the torch being kept alive by desperate lazy pseudo artsy fucks who refuse to let go of the ninties.

hey, i like Nirvana as much as the next cynical jerk off, but it's not 1993 anymore. let's go forward. let's move ahead. let's quote Devo.

Music wasn't created in 1989 and it didn't die in 1994. you're just too damn stubborn and narrow minded to accept anything that came before or after the "alternative movement" of the late eigthies/early ninties. i love Sonic Youth. I love the Pixies. i love Dinosaur Jr. i always will, but i refuse to live in some time warp, believeing the bullshit propaghanda of some regressive trouser stain that says that "music died in 1994, man."

true, a lot of shit has surfaced, but there has always been garbage and their always will be. there is good stuff out there, past and present, you just have to be willing to listen.

but what do i know? go ahead, listen to "Nevermind" and "The Downward Spiral" for the rest of your life. if it worked in 6th grade, why should anything be different now?

Kurt Cobain is dead. Billy Corgan sucks. Jane's Addiction is overrated.

Deal with it.

Tuesday, May 27, 2003

NP:Strapping Young Lad-Last Minute

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SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The new Metallica SUCKS.

Monday, May 26, 2003

this is life in a box of windows. a slave to a non existent grind. every color a dull shade of white or brown. every image irellevant. screams tear thru throats like wolves thru flesh. fingers become overfed mosquitos when the cords are paralysed. whatever passes the time.
NP:Circle Takes The Square-Patchwork Neurology

the internet sucks without the relapse board.
NP:Hum-Little Dipper

The last resort. criminals to the wall. Bricks entangled in fingers while the nails press thru the rust. Heart surgery in slow motion. caught the sillhuette of a demon in the freeze frame. insert armegeddon here.

A Room Full of Hard-ons and Nowhere to Sit Down by the Daughters.

Your face looks like a fairy tale explosion. Black, Blonde, and Red all at the same time. Did you hear him mutter under his breath, "Fuck Yeah, it's over"?

Sunday, May 25, 2003

it's time to laugh again!