Sunday, March 21, 2004

NP:Radiohead-Subterranean Homesick Alien

feel like killing time? life just not the barrel of monkeys on LSD you expected it to be? do you wake every morning not saying a word while inside your head you're screaming until the voices in your head's throats are bloody and soar? are you counting down the days until you stand atop the roof of a high building at your school or place of employment and start throwning rocks and silver dollars at the passers by? do you sometimes wonder that if you bite your tounge any harder, it's either going to fall out of your mouth or you're going to swallow it? do you envy heroin addicts? does the thought of watching obscure cartoons from the 1980s after hours sexually arouse you? is the onyl way you can get a decent nights sleep envisioning your own funeral where you come back to life only to realize that you have no pants on and everyone can see your pee pee? you're so embarassed that you could just die but you already did so now you're stuck, and rigor mortis hasn't made your penis any stiffer.

if you answered "yes" to one or more of these questions, than i'm laughing at your half-insane ass.


NP:Radiohead-Karma Police


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