Saturday, January 29, 2005

i was sitting in my history class, and noticed for the first time how savagely ugly some of my peers are. i mean, i'm no Johnny Depp, but most of these people are grotesque. big noses, a face full of ruptured capilaries, greasy and or mangled hair cuts. it looks like someone passed out some Old Navy gift certificates to a bunch of Dick Tracy villains."there's Pork Cheek! Hairlip! Period Face! and look at their snazzy sweater vests!" and then they douse themselves in cologne, hiding their piggish pheromes with a scent that only be described as a bulgarian urinal after a school of mud sharks have been gutted, their innards rung out over a radiator on full blast.


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