Monday, February 28, 2005

NP:Rolling Stones-Sympathy for the Devil

God Gave Rock and Roll to KISS so he could laugh at us for listening to such mindless crap. then he put it in a Bill and Ted movie to further his amusement while simultaneously making us dumber. this has lead to such banes of intellect as Kid Rock, Vin Diesel, "the Simple Life", books by Anne Rice, movies based on video games, Pop Punk, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and people who think George W Bush is doing "great things".

i'd like to thank these people for being so goddamn mongoloid perplexingly stupid that a socially inept solitary dirt merchant such as myself looks like a fucking genius. i could replace my brain with a burlap sack full of empty salt shakers and i'd still kick the shit out of in the most trivial of intellectual contests.


NP:The Smashing Pumpkins-The End is the Begining is the End


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