Monday, June 13, 2005

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Nick Cacioppo
Birthday:January 14 1983
Birthplace:Long Island
Current Location:Long Island
Eye Color:lizard green
Hair Color:deep turd
Height:sort of tall
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:Italian/English
The Shoes You Wore Today:barefoot
Your Weakness:bullets
Your Fears:ghosts with machine guns
Your Perfect Pizza:the kind with cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:get married.....there, is that what you want to hear?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up:looks like suicide again for me
Your Best Physical Feature:eyes
Your Bedtime:crime doesn't have a bedtime! muwahahaha
Your Most Missed Memory:can't remember, it's missing you horrible person
Pepsi or Coke:Coke in a Pepsi bottle....and a hooker.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King burgers with McDonalds' fries...and a hooker.
Single or Group Dates:so alone.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:the one with nothing close to ice or tea in it.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee.
Do you Smoke:no.
Do you Swear:this is where i say an obcentity in an attempt to be clever. well fuck you dicksore, this is one asshole that won't shit that cunt.
Do you Sing:like an angel who can't sing.
Do you Shower Daily:true
Have you Been in Love:*blush*
Do you want to go to College:too late.
Do you want to get Married:tonight i do.
Do you belive in yourself:i'm a nihilist. i believe in nahting.
Do you get Motion Sickness:if by "motion" you mean "arroused" and by "sickness" you mean "in the pressence of everything", than hard nipples.
Do you think you are Attractive:in the right light i am totally fuckable. i'm like Drew Barrymore in that way.
Are you a Health Freak:no
Do you get along with your Parents:sure
Do you like Thunderstorms:okay
Do you play an Instrument:i'm a pretensious jazz pianist
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yesh
In the past month have you Smoked:nosh
In the past month have you been on Drugs:that would explain a lot, but no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:i should hit you
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:not a box, but an iregular bag.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:i don't even like vagina
In the past month have you been on Stage:i screamed "i'm the "asshole" in "Mr. Armaggedon" on a street corner, if that counts
In the past month have you been Dumped:well the suicide hotline stopped accepting my calls, that's similar.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:i went dipping for Skinny. she got her bacon flaps caught in the poll filter.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:just the precious time of those dumb enough to read the bullshit i write or listen to the bullshit i say
Ever been Drunk:considering the life i lead i should be drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease:no
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:no
How do you want to Die:in the middle of poisoning the town's water supply
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a dinosaur
What country would you most like to Visit:the one with all the forginers...you know, the U.S.A. BAH-ZING
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Blue, Brown, Bright Green
Favourite Hair Color:dark
Short or Long Hair:no preference
Height:no preference
Weight:not obese not sickly thin
Best Clothing Style:non-whore
Number of Drugs I have taken:the air is a drug. whoa deepnezz
Number of CDs I own:592
Number of Piercings:zero
Number of Tattoos:zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret:2895983689032725689165874836283674595 x 0

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