Wednesday, July 13, 2005


5. What are you wearing right now? - Swans "Filth" t-shirt, worn-out black pajama bottoms.

6. What is life to you? - the icecepades. ie a horrific waste of time with lots of lame-ass melodrama, latent and not so latent homoeroticism, and bad music, with an occasional pretzel or cheap plastic toy to put your mind at ease.

7. What are you doing now? - listening to "Purple Rain" and drinking a Carnation instant breakfast.

8. What do you hate most? - the fact that i put up with so much shit without going all D-Fens on the world.

9. What do you love most? - see above.

10. Are you musically inclined? - i am inclined to be musical.

11. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that the person you were in love with didnt exist? - read my journals that have majic powers to transport me to various alternate i can fuck other women.

12. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be? - maybe i would've tried harder, but i'd just screw it up.

13. Ever had a near death experience? Explain. - blood poisoning when i was 7. walked around outside barefoot, stepped on something, that something poisoned my blood, almost died, didn't die, ddin't know i could have died until a year later. when i had the blood poisoning, my parents bought me some Ninja i'd have something to play with while i was still alive. my favorite was Slash. he was the evil bastard turtle. he had all the same weapons as the other turtles, but they had more spikes in them...because he was EVIL.

14. Name a quality you have. - the amazing ability to asshole-off all day.

15. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? - Prince's "Purple Rain". shoot the j...SHOOT IT!

16. Are you happy today? - i'm going into the city later, so yes.

17. Seen anything weird lately? - last night i saw a car that was draped over a fence on the shoulder of the road.

18. What is the word(s) most often used in your vocabulary? - that's clever shit.

19. What is the last film you saw? - an Evening with Kevin Smith.

20. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? - all the other millionaires, and take they're money.

24. Tell me some things about you that people don't know - i'm really 6 cats in a paper bag.

25. Do you like to dance? - only alone in my room at 4 in the morning to the music of Crispin Hellion Glover.

26. George Bush ________________________________. - owes me 5 dollars.

27. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? - Felatia Doom, Prudense

28. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? - Usurper, Oderus Killmiester

29. Would you ever consider living abroad? - i don't have the legs for it.

30. What was your first official job? - shooting birds at the airport.

31. Have you had an encounter with the same sex. - yes. court precedings are pending.

32. Makeout with the person you are in love with or have sex with a dozen strangers. - not nearly enough.

33. Indecent proposal....would you have sex with a really unattractive stranger for money? - not really.

34. I love him/or her because ________________________. - she doesn't appear to be repulsed by me. that's nice.

35. If I had 24 hours before the world ended I would________________________________. - blow up the world. i'm impatient mother fucker.

36. What is your all-time favorite movie quote. - "Here's to your Fuck" from Blue Velvet

37. Soundtrack of your life? - tie between Leonard Cohen Songs of Love and Hate and Pig Destroyer Terrifyer.


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