Wednesday, October 05, 2005

some random thoughts;

- if we want super-heroes to be a reality, we need to get Lemmy Killmeister and Joan Jett to fuck. the offspring they produce will be a being of unimaginable power, like Bill Brasky. the only womb strong enough to carry Lemmy Killmeister's seed is Joan Jett's, and Lemmy Killmeister is the only one of us man or woman enough to satisfy Joan Jett.

- Topher Grace as Venom in Spider-Man 3? one of the scariest looking characters in all of comics is going to be played by a guy named TOPHER. and supposedly the costume is going to be purple. why stop there? why not have one of those smart-asses from the O.C. as Carnage, his entire costume made out of raindow-wigs? i hear Fallout Boy wants to write the theme song. it's called "the Gayest Gay Since Gay Came to Gay Town".

- i don't care what Fitzgerald was "really saying" when he wrote Great Gatsby. rich people are stupid indecisive cunts. i get it. he's great and i'm not. i get that too. now please can we read some Faulkner?

- My Name is Earl and Everybody Hates Chris have joined Aressted Development in reafirming my faith in scripted televison.


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