Saturday, March 26, 2005

NP:Grief-Come to Grief

Fuse really has some awful fucking shows. i caught this one show Heavy Metal Makeover where these 3 chicks (one of them used to be a VJ and the other ones bands? i really don't know) take this ugly dude who dresses like a college student, but who is really METAL AT HEART!!!!1!!!!, so they're going to make him stop dressing like a homosexual by making him wear leather pants and a mesh shirt, not to mention getting some shit pierced and singing Judas Priest songs at a local metal club. yup, nothing gay about that.

then there is this call in show starring everyone's favorite idiot, Juliya from Uranium. i guess the producers figured Uranium didn't have enough not to do with music, so lets just cut out the chopped up videos, cause they get in the way of this young girl's cleavage and unimaginative sexual ineudos. let's make it a call in show, too, where a bunch of depressed, socially inept/awkward half retarded low-lifes can ask her advice on everything from sex to music to the complex nature of relationships. yeah, cause whose more qualified to map out the complexities of the human condition than an ex-groupie who shops at pseudo bondage shops too much?

at least MTV2 has Wonder Showzen.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

NP:Soilent Green-So Hatred

sprink break started yesterday. so of course it's been cloudy, raining, snowing, slushing, and all the other stuff it's not supposed to be doing but is.

i've got nothing.

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

great albums (and their evil twins): part 1

1. Helmet - Meantime.

evil twin; Unsane - Scattered, Smothered, and Covered.

2. Godflesh - Streetcleaner

evil twin; Skin Chamber - Wound.

3. High on Fire - Blessed Black Wings

evil twin; Lair of the Minotaur - Carnage

4. Mastodon - Remission

evil twin; Meatjack - Days of Fire

to be continued.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

NP:the theme from Robocop

- watched Mary Shelley's Frankenstein aka Kenneth Branahgh's HAM: The Movie last night.

- i've been coughing up thick milky gobs of lung butter all weekened, injesting little more than Day-Quil (for Day), Ny-Quil (for Ny), and hot tea. i had some rye toast points also. and some pizza.

- spring break starts wendesday. i'll be spending it as i always do; with my head cradled in my cupped hands. not crying, just lazily disgusted.

- i'll also be writing papers on topics ranging from Caucasian Mummies found in Asia before caucasians existed (or something) and those kids that got buttraped with candlewax in Mepham.

- i'll also be making a trip to the local cinematorium to check out Sin City, which promises to have stylized ultra-violence and a naked Jamie King.

- i'l also get cracking on getting that girl i like to know how i feel. i promise.