Saturday, September 17, 2005

for no real reason, here are what i think are 10 essential hardcore albums, according at least to my deffenition of what "hardcore" is. to me (and a lot of others) it isn't a specific style of music, but more of an aestic/attiude that is represented in the music. so none of these albums really sound anything alike, but this is what i think hardcore/punk/etc. is all about.

Ringworm - the Promise

Rorschach - Autopsy

Enemy Soil - Smashes the State!

Dystopia - Human = Garbage

His Hero is Gone - 15 Counts of Arson

Man is the Bastard - D.I.Y. CD

Germs - MIA

Pg.99 - Document #8

Unruh - Setting Fire to Sinking Ships

Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust INC.

Monday, September 12, 2005

from last weeks episode of Real Time with Bill Maher;

And finally, New Rule: America must recall the president.

That's what this country needs. A good, old-fashioned, California-style recall election! Complete with Gary Coleman, porno actresses and action film stars. And just like Schwarzenegger's predecessor here in California, George Bush is now so unpopular, he must defend his jog against…Russell Crowe. Because at this point, I want a leader who will throw a phone at somebody. In fact, let's have only phone throwers. Naomi Campbell can be the vice-president!

Now, I kid, but seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend. You used up all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.

Yeah, listen to your mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit card's maxed out, and no one is speaking to you: mission accomplished! Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service. And the oil company. And the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or spaceman?!

Now, I know what you're saying. You're saying that there's so many other things that you, as president, could involve yourself in…Please don't. I know, I know, there's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela, and eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote. But, sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes.

On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two Trade Centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans…Maybe you're just not lucky!

I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So, yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, “Take a hint.”

Sunday, September 11, 2005

ok, now this is just confusing.....

lets all remember the day Alan Jackson cried. the day Toby Keith decided to tell us what he REALLY thought. the day a whole bunch of other rednecks and christian conservatives have co-opted and exploited to further their own retarded xenophobic facist agendas. guess NASCAR and gay puppet shows will only take you so far.

NP:Cryptopsy-Keeping the Cadaver Dogs Busy