Monday, February 06, 2006

i have a joke.

so this family walks into a talent agency. it's a father, a mother, a son, and a baby girl. the father says "have we got an act for you".

the father pulls out a casette player and presses play. a beautiful classical composition starts to play as the son places the baby girl's feet on top of his. he takes her by her little hands and they start to dance to the song. the little girl is giggling and smiling. the mother and the father are holding each other close and looking on lovingly. the song ends, the kids stop dancing, and the family says "Ta Da!".

the agent says "well that was just about the most adorable thing i've seen in my life. what's the name of your act?"

the father than says "the Child Raping Abortion Eating Cunt Skinners."


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