Friday, March 03, 2006

NP:Pig Destroyer-38 Counts of Battery

Captain N: the Gamemaster was the best show ever. i mean sure it was just a half hour infomercial designed to get the than on-the-grow Nintendo corporation closer to world domination through the hearts and minds and sprained fingers of hyper-active pre-ridalin babies who would grow up to have crippling artrhritis and an addiction to Doodles of the cheese variety, as well as an aversion to anything approaching "reality" or "female genitalia" due more than likely to their preference of spending Saturday Nights playing "Contra" as oppose to staring out their window through a highly powerful telescope at their bonerriffic baby sitter across the street as she would be ready to get her fuck on with some lucky guy who i can garuntee you can't name a single Mega-Man villan, nor does he know that "Super Mario 2" was orginally called "Doki Panic!" in Japan, and those fact has landed him where he is at that moment in time, getting head from your hot baby sitter, while you are hoping that "Silent Hill" will be the first video game movie to not completley blow ass, but.....Nintendo raped me.


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