Saturday, July 01, 2006

Charles Manson, Clive Barker, Charles Baudelaire, Jesus Christ, and Bill Brasky got their ideas by hearing me talk in my sleep. | Gary Busey won't return my phone calls. | i was kicked off America's Next Top Model. apparently, i'm not "TV" pretty. | i don't think the dinosaurs are dead. | if i ever get cancer, i want to undergo an operation that will make it contagious. | i've been threatened by the CIA and the FBI for releasing evidence that proves Tori Amos and Kate Bush are the same person. | the movie "the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is based on my life story, except for the part about the pants, the sisterhood, and not flashing kindergardners.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCK.

I'm a Nihilistic Romantic Misanthropic Suicide Advocating Abotion Encouraging Mass Murder Condoning Anti-Anti, a Self Hating Anarchist, a Vegan Cannibal, a Cynical Optimist, an Upbeat Pessimist. I'm the Pro-Death who loves life. a Minimalistic Poet. a Poetic Minimalist. an Agreeable Contrarian. an Obsessive Compulsive with a compulsions to obsess. a Walking Contradiction whose feet are asleep.

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