Saturday, March 04, 2006

NP:The Clash-White Riot

You Are 58% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

Friday, March 03, 2006

ICE DRIVER: It's nice not to be important. it aliveates solution and accountability. the day may come when apology makes a reluctant cannibal of me, than i will know the worms are real, graduate from "pet trick" to "last meal". Inhibitions make black lists of every fantasy i ever had. Respool all wire and chainmail. grow a pair of wings and hang myself so they can say an angel died and i will smile knowing better (for once). Force out all of my anchors. Hit bottom, be grateful for the contact of which i've been deprived. I was once iron and ideal. blew the rust off and i was barely tin. The black-ice traps set for sunday drivers, ready to make a weekend of us all.
NP:Pig Destroyer-38 Counts of Battery

Captain N: the Gamemaster was the best show ever. i mean sure it was just a half hour infomercial designed to get the than on-the-grow Nintendo corporation closer to world domination through the hearts and minds and sprained fingers of hyper-active pre-ridalin babies who would grow up to have crippling artrhritis and an addiction to Doodles of the cheese variety, as well as an aversion to anything approaching "reality" or "female genitalia" due more than likely to their preference of spending Saturday Nights playing "Contra" as oppose to staring out their window through a highly powerful telescope at their bonerriffic baby sitter across the street as she would be ready to get her fuck on with some lucky guy who i can garuntee you can't name a single Mega-Man villan, nor does he know that "Super Mario 2" was orginally called "Doki Panic!" in Japan, and those fact has landed him where he is at that moment in time, getting head from your hot baby sitter, while you are hoping that "Silent Hill" will be the first video game movie to not completley blow ass, but.....Nintendo raped me.