Wednesday, November 08, 2006

oh and face it; some of you like fat chicks.

for the record, i find plenty of full-figured, shapely (back when those phrases actually meant full figured and shapely) to be drop-dead gorgeous. i like healthy looking girls. the problem nowadays is that chubby chasers apply the "healthy looking" label to grotesque over-eaters in moo-moos who are essentially junkies, and to call the objects of their affection on their UNHEALTHY lifestyle means that "oh so sorry i'm not into bony Paris Hilton types". it's so fucking lame how every stupid fetish and every semi-disease is now considered "against the grain" or "striking a blow against conformity". and just because i have no desire to rub my dick between the folds of a giant pink bean-bag doesn't mean i only find walking corpses attractive. i will take a Kate Winslet or a Norah Jones over a Micha Barton or a Nicole Richie any day of the year. but just because a girl is petite doesn't mean that "someone's gotta give that bitch a sammich! har hugh!". this pre-occupation people have with food is truly frightening, and if the only way you can find a girl desirable is if she has cold cuts stuck between her teeth, her fingers greasy with potato-chip oils, than maybe you should just fuck a party-sub while one of the Parkers milks your prostate with Pringles can. if you wanna fuck fat girls, than by all means go ahead, but be prepared to have your taste called into question. and if you want my opinion, the only reason you are into fat girls is because most of them (well the white ones anyway) are easy-to-manipulate unintimidating non-confident emotionally stunted naive little children who you can treat like shit and get away with it. and if she's a moron to boot, well than you've really got it made in the really-fucking-large shade. forgive me for wanting to be with a girl who is smart, funny, confident, and yes...SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.

and yes, i would rather fuck Fiona Apple than Kirstie Alley. sue me.
NP:Laughing Hyenas-Just Can't Win

Just Can't Sleep.

so i guess the democrats have control of the house and senate. things could get interesting, so at least we'll be entertained. that's all politics really is, the WWE. let's just hope Kevin Federline isn't elected governor.

came close to vomiting a weekend's worth of accumulated lung-butter onto this fat-shit moron in my poetry workshop. he said something about my writing not having anything "grounding" him. most seem to agree. the general consensous in that class seems to be that i'm not "open" enough or "concrete" enough in my writing. excuse me, but you've got like 100000 other writing majors milking the whole "confessional" pseudo-memoir kind of writing ala Sharon Olds/Augusten Burroughs/any number of hip self-consciously "quirky" authors that seem to have themselves (and their readers) convinced that they're "edgy" and because they can look at a piece of poop smeared across drywall and gain some kind of deep insight about the world from the color the mix of ass and shellac produces, that every thing they think and do is fair game for the kind of earnest satire that is slowly trivializing and romaticizing being a self-centered fuck-up with dangerous mental problems...but i digress. the point is i'm not interesting enough to write like that (neither are most of these people, but that's another story all together), so i went a different route. more vauge/cryptic/abstract. it's not about me being pretensious or me going out of my way to be an enigma, it's just where i feel at home, where my most inspired stuff comes from. most importantly..IT IS HOW THE FUCK I FEEL. i'm confused and frustrated and disgusted and most of the time i'm looking in on a world that i have no clue why i want to be a part of, but for some reason i do wanna be a part of it.

i'm not a pill-popping alcohol abusing nympho with mommy issues. i'm not an asexual man-boy who is laughed at because he's different (and who laughs at you because you're all the same). i'm just your run-of-the-mill bitter suburban jack-ass. i just write it down and then yell it in a hardcore band.

don't look to me to be "grounded". that's gravity's job. and from the looks of some of you...gravity's got ahhhhhhh reallyfuckinghardjob.